Farmer’s Market

Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St. #108, Lahaina, HI

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady […]

Dinner Party

The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, […]

Late Night Party

Party Haus 330 S Broadway Unit 602, Los Angelos, CA

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may […]

$5

Movie Marathon

Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and […]

$20

Rock Concert

Doug Fir Lounge 830 E. Burnside St., Portland, OR

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. […]

$15-$40

Cupcake Decorating

The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. […]

free

Board Meeting

Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur, Paris

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? […]

Birthday Party

Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want […]

Weekend Long Adventure

Cambridge University Library West Road, Cambridge

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a […]

Kitten Adoption Day

Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And […]

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